Big Al
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good job big al

Just saw the birthday wishes - thanks Ally!

Big Al

Happy Birthday, Big Al!

~Ally

Fall? What fall? You been readin' the papah's again, Ally? Bunch o' rumah-mongahs. I haven't fallen in years. Well, maybe months. Actually, it mighta been last week, but it ain't cause i'm gettin' old.

Bruce tripped me.

I'll leave the dinnah invitations up ta you. Just don't sit me next ta Amy.

An' finally, I didn't say yer tree stinks; I said I didn't need no stinkin' tree. But if you wanna send yer sons climbin' iall ovah the mountains ta find one, who I am ta argue.

Right, Bruce?

Bruce????

The tree doesn't stink, boss. It smells wonderful. It was fresh cut by my boys up in the Santa Cruz mountains.

I'm decorating it now. Raider ornaments and angels - imagine that!

What caused you to fall? Was it Bruce's phone call telling you what he's bought for me now?

BTW, can we invite Amy and Mark for dinner? (Bruce made me ask)

I don't need no stinkin' tree, but I accept yer gracious invitation.

By the way, Bruce don't have no credit card. I bettah go check an' make sure mine is still in the safe at the Hilton.

Whoa, hang on there a second, boss. He's been using the internet to order me some Christmas gifts. Nice Chotchkies, a new washer and dryer, a black on black Lincoln Navigator...

I might just keep him.

And you can come spend Christmas with us.

I've got a nice tree... LOL!

I'll take 'im back, Ally, so he don't ruin yer Christmas.

There's really only one guy in the world that could put up with a guy like Bruce anyways, an' yer tawkin' to 'im.

Not so fast there, boss. I told Bruce that if he wanted to be above my roof, then he should try it out and stay up there for a while.

So we dressed him in a Santa suit, strung lights all over him, and he's camped out on the roof with a sleeping bag.

Only problem is, all I'm hearing is clatter from up there. Even Santa's reindeer don't make that much noise.

Come and get him before he tries to climb down the chimney.

Please!

So Bruce would move in wit you an' I'd be rid o' him???

Don't tempt me now.